Your name is now Melinda 2 electric boogaloo. 🫲🍊🫱
They all look the same… dead eyed, blonde hair, soulless.
He really has a type, clones of his daughter
His daughter had cosmetic surgery to become like that.
I mean his type is his daughter, they’ll just do in a pinch
Traitorous cunts, don’t forget to add
Sex abuse victims.
According to Stormy Daniels, Trump compared her to his daughter.
Which isn’t creepy at all.
She does look a little bit like Ivanka.
If you check their bios, you’ll see that Stormy and Melania were both shooting nudes at the same time.
I’d like to imagine that at some point they were in someone’s studio togehter, if only for symmetry
Trump’s closest and most devoted aide
You knew she looked like his daughter before you even saw the thumbnail.
Another gold-digging, ragebaiting Botox Barbie willing to take some pussy-grabbing from the molester-in-chief for 15 minutes of prestige, until Trumplord is done with her, and discards her like a used piece of chewing gum.
During and after Watergate, every miscreant snagged a book deal. Even Spiro Agnew got paid for writing a ‘novel.’
These minions will be flogging their stories for years.
Also, imho ‘Will’ by G. Gordon Liddy is the best read of all of them. Toxic masculinity has never been so unhinged.
Liddy’s book was unintentionally hilarious. Definite crazy guy in the bar telling you “I can kill you nine different ways with a pencil” vibe.
My favorite part was when he held a lit candle to his palm to impress a hooker, and then was surprised that she wanted nothing to do with him.
[I feel like adding context. He was trying to get a bunch of girls to go to a Dem event and seduce the men in order to create a scandal. The woman he was talking to was the madam, and she wanted assurances that she’d be protected from prosecution. ]
I’m fairly sure after he tosses her aside, she’ll flip and sue him. Then, she’ll get awarded millions of hush money after contributing to the suffering of millions of people.
Isn’t she the diaper changer? It was that some other maga faced blonde?
No, that’s her. But for whatever reason corporate news sewers won’t say that so they have to “figure out” what she’s “doing there” because “people are talking”.
And supposedly prints paper for Trump and probably gives him a coloring book when he’s grumpy.
And pulls on his penis when asked.
Good luck finding it under the flap of belly fat.
Nah too old
In the condition Trump is in, he can’t even raise an eyebrow.
His penis? Yeah, I’d wager it’s as non-functional as the rest of him. And fuck you, Fredselfish, for making me think about Trump’s penis. :)
No, the woman isn’t a pretreen
Another one for the list.
This sounds more like a stalker than an aide.
I wouldn’t mind her stalking me.
Don’t stick yo dick in crazy.
I did that a few times when young, naive and slow to recognize red flags. It was occasionally fun in the same way as riding a motorcycle at high speed without a helmet is, and about as dangerous.
Always stick your dick in crazy just take them to a hotel room and give them a fake name.
