February: “oh this climate change is no good, it’s so rainy all the time!”
March: “hey we just booked our second trip to Magaluf, Ryanair was super cheap so we’re going twice this year, but our main holiday in Florida is still this Summer.”
April: “well, time to trade in the Range Rover for a new 26 plate model. Maybe the 6 litre turbo diesel this time? We need the power. Not ready for all this electric nonsense though.”
May: “we’re running the tumble dryer almost every day now, we’re spending so much on electricity we might as well get a second hot tub!”
February: “oh this climate change is no good, it’s so rainy all the time!”
March: “hey we just booked our second trip to Magaluf, Ryanair was super cheap so we’re going twice this year, but our main holiday in Florida is still this Summer.”
April: “well, time to trade in the Range Rover for a new 26 plate model. Maybe the 6 litre turbo diesel this time? We need the power. Not ready for all this electric nonsense though.”
May: “we’re running the tumble dryer almost every day now, we’re spending so much on electricity we might as well get a second hot tub!”
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