mayabuttreeks@lemmy.ca to Fuck AI@lemmy.worldEnglish · 14 days agoEverything's fine. Nothing to see here.lemmy.caimagemessage-square215linkfedilinkarrow-up11.6Karrow-down17file-text
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minus-squareFinjaminPoach@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up24·14 days agoHaha, “chat, how do I stop the patients nose from bleeding” “Cut his leg off.” “Well, you’re the medicAI. Nurse, fetch the bonesaw”
minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up17·14 days ago“Drain all their blood” would technically stop their nose bleed.
minus-squareFinjaminPoach@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·14 days agoYeah and from the AI’s point of view you’ve made a profit of one leg without spending any resources
minus-squareFinjaminPoach@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·14 days agoOkay so “by the AI’s calculations”
minus-squareI_Jedi@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up15arrow-down1·14 days ago“Hello doctor.” “Hello doctor.” “Hello doctor.” “I don’t believe his head is medically necessary.” “We should remove his head.” “I concur.” “I concur.” “We should then use his head as a soccer ball.” “Yes.” “For medical reasons, of course.” “That sounds fun.” “Off with his head.” Source
minus-squareSuperNovaStar@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·14 days agoThat was great, thanks for sharing!
Haha, “chat, how do I stop the patients nose from bleeding”
“Cut his leg off.”
“Well, you’re the medicAI. Nurse, fetch the bonesaw”
“Drain all their blood” would technically stop their nose bleed.
Yeah and from the AI’s point of view you’ve made a profit of one leg without spending any resources
AI’s don’t have POVs.
Okay so “by the AI’s calculations”
“Hello doctor.”
“Hello doctor.”
“Hello doctor.”
“I don’t believe his head is medically necessary.”
“We should remove his head.”
“I concur.”
“I concur.”
“We should then use his head as a soccer ball.”
“Yes.”
“For medical reasons, of course.”
“That sounds fun.”
“Off with his head.”
Source
That was great, thanks for sharing!