Taking Ivermectin during pregnancy makes the baby immune from disease
/s
Jumping off a bridge during pregnancy makes the baby immune to fall damage.
/s
Eating raccoon dick during pregnancy gives the baby the ability to command them.
/s
Eating moon cheese gives you a space baby.
No s this time. It’s the truth.
Fuck you for reminding me Ted Cruz exists.
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“Condemned”. Is that stronger or weaker than “slammed”?
Depends how religious you are, I guess 🤷🏻
Hey @tedcruz@twitter.com, 9/11 anniversery is coming up, you got your porn planned for the day? New genre, or will it be stepfamily porn again?
Ted Cruz is nothing but bunk
Oof. Dude is lookin’ … rough.
True but even at his best he looked like a fat Eddie Munster, or ugly Wolverine
Ted Cruz condemned for doing Ted Cruz shit
“condemned” means nothing actually happened afterword.
I thought he was dead
GO BACK TO YOUR COFFIN, GRANDPA MUNSTER! YOUR VAUDEVILLIAN ANTICS ARE WORRISOME!
McCain deserved that miscarriage. Hope it hurt. Must not have seen how bad a Covid infection fucks up a placenta because she’d shut the fuck up if she did.
