slot/fruit machine-style games, found in places such as betting shops, adult gaming centres and casinos – generate an average of £35,000 in gross gambling yield per machine each year – more than the roughly £26,400 a year earned by someone aged 21 or over working 40 hours a week on the national living wage.

Fucking hell. Maybe I should make 3 little cardboard spinny wheels and some flashy lights with a coin slot to make some extra dough…