• bluemoon@piefed.social
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    4 months ago

    where’s the bluetooth with a hardcoded password for whistleblowers to leak on social media to let the app use it

    where’s the SaaS subscription to open it

    … the AI features? does it include a blockchain storage?

    WHERE’S THE BATTERY I CAN’T REPLACE, JESSIE?! WE’RE NOT COOKING

    dump & pump a victoryNFT when??

  • shalafi@lemmy.world
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    4 months ago

    It’s sexy and sleek, but it looks like a flea market knife. If I didn’t see the branding I wouldn’t give it another glance.

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      4 months ago

      They’re trash and always have been. They’re cheap toys for people who don’t know what tools are