I find with a lot of AI pitches, even if AI was super intelligent and worked perfectly, I can not for the life of me understand what the pitch is even saying.
It would work to improve my health? How exactly? Like what in the world could it even be doing, put together a meal plan?
It would work to improve my hobbies? Again, what could that even mean. I like to garden, what would the AI be bringing to this equation, suggestions about what to plant… I know what I want to plant, it’s my fucking hobby.
Even when you pay people to do these things, like a personal trainer to hit fitness goals, a huge part of it is being held accountable by someone. The knowledge of how to put together an exercise routine and meal schedule is part of what you get, the other part is the relationship with that human, them encouraging you and celebrating your success or not giving up because you don’t want to disappoint.
Someone working on managing my house would be able to do tangible labor like wash the dishes or fold the laundry, ChatGPT telling me that washing the dishes will make the kitchen cleaner isnt the part of the equation most people are missing.
It’ll be working 24/7 to advance my career and my finances? How? What could that possibly mean, I’m sleeping and it’s doing something to advance my career. If I hired a human assistant and I woke up one morning and they told me they’d been up all night advancing my career, I would be genuinely concerned.
I often feel like I’m taking crazy pills. These things generate text. So few of the things I need to get done are helped at all by having additional text, no matter what that text says.
Eventually, it will just say “Well, we’ve tried, and it seems that you are as irredeemable as you believe you are. The only option left is to end it all.”
It’ll do your hobbies, your friends, your family, so that you can focus on working harder for the rich
Fuck you you robot
I find with a lot of AI pitches, even if AI was super intelligent and worked perfectly, I can not for the life of me understand what the pitch is even saying.
It would work to improve my health? How exactly? Like what in the world could it even be doing, put together a meal plan?
It would work to improve my hobbies? Again, what could that even mean. I like to garden, what would the AI be bringing to this equation, suggestions about what to plant… I know what I want to plant, it’s my fucking hobby.
Even when you pay people to do these things, like a personal trainer to hit fitness goals, a huge part of it is being held accountable by someone. The knowledge of how to put together an exercise routine and meal schedule is part of what you get, the other part is the relationship with that human, them encouraging you and celebrating your success or not giving up because you don’t want to disappoint.
Someone working on managing my house would be able to do tangible labor like wash the dishes or fold the laundry, ChatGPT telling me that washing the dishes will make the kitchen cleaner isnt the part of the equation most people are missing.
It’ll be working 24/7 to advance my career and my finances? How? What could that possibly mean, I’m sleeping and it’s doing something to advance my career. If I hired a human assistant and I woke up one morning and they told me they’d been up all night advancing my career, I would be genuinely concerned.
I often feel like I’m taking crazy pills. These things generate text. So few of the things I need to get done are helped at all by having additional text, no matter what that text says.
Robot! Experience this dramatic irony for me!
Eventually, it will just say “Well, we’ve tried, and it seems that you are as irredeemable as you believe you are. The only option left is to end it all.”