• Denfa@lemmy.world
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    The next president will not be able to live in the building.

    1. Donny probably shit all over the place and it will have to be gutted and fumigated.

    2. It’s wired directly to our enemies.

    3. They hired budget contractors so they could skim as much as possible off the top at every level of construction.

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        Regarding #2, The White House is absolutely compromised. You don’t think Putin and Mossad have agents in the construction crews or staff? It’s known that Trump routinely bypasses security checks. He’s actually bragged about his “efficiency”. Kushner’s phone was compromised for months. Regarding#3, Trump has been stealing from his construction projects and businesses his entire adult life. How else do you bankrupt two casinos during the height of their popularity and before online gambling became legal? It’s been well-reported he frequently avoids paying his maintenance and construction crews. It’s because he’s stealing. Regarding #1, I was joking, but seriously— would you comfortably use the furniture or bathrooms knowing he just shits himself anytime he feels like it? That place is riddled with microscopic feces.

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        I think 1 is a not-implausible joke, and 2 represents a whole spectrum of real risks even if that’s not exactly how they’d do it.