Retired Rear Adm. Eileen Laubacher, a Democrat, will flip Colorado’s 4th District, CNN’s Decision Desk projects, ending conservative firebrand Rep. Lauren Boebert’s tenure in Congress.
Boebert’s loss comes after she elected to run in a more conservative district last cycle in an effort to preserve her political future. But Laubacher, who served more than three decades in the Navy, capitalized on the national headwinds against the GOP and focused her campaign on affordability issues.
The win denies Boebert, an ally of President Donald Trump and one of the most outspoken conservatives in the House Republican conference, a fourth term. Boebert was first elected in 2020, after she upset a fifth-term Republican incumbent in a primary.
Good riddance hoe bag
This has been me since last week:


Don’t give a handy in public on your way out.
Germans want free cell phones.
What’s everyone bet on whether or not she makes an onlyfans?
They call lobbying in political circles
One less granny in the house.

Unfortunately all these popular dipshits have a long career in the media after losing and election
My hope is that with an unusually high number of Republican elected officials losing their jobs, that the market will be flooded and most of them will struggle to find jobs typically available to former elected officials. Especially the really dumb ones that made enemies in their own party. Is a lobbying firm, media organization, public relations firm, or anything like that actually going to perceive any value in hiring someone like this?
She is an attention whore, so media like FOX probably thinks that makes for good ratings. Sadly I bet there’s still plenty of jobs for these assholes.
How many book deals will we hear about? “My time with Trump and MAGA”
if it’s a coloring book, it’ll be on the NY Times Best Seller list in no time flat.
They’d have to sell it at Walmart. No way any of those people walk into an actual bookstore. Them is woke propaganda whearhouses.
They also do weird money laundering shit with these book deals. Like how to move PAC money for bribing purposes. As a result, the sales of the book put it on the best seller lists even though no one is actually reading it.
Rip
bozoboboLooks like she’ll have to go back to her other job as a movie theater Shake Weight afficionado.
how to make congress less indecent with this simple trick
I have my money on OnlyFans in her very near future.
Not with the pension she’s getting
It’ll be for the love of the game. A game only she knows the rules to and she alone is playing.
Don’t worry honey… there’s always hand jobs at kid’s matinees to fall back on.
Or you back to fall back on. You know… roots.
Bye fluffie the ho. That isn’t fair really. A ho knows how to be useful in society.
She rubbed and tugged her way out of a job






