Colorado Representative Lauren Boebert’s campaign said that it was “investigating some very unusual voting patterns,” as the MAGA congresswoman was on the brink of losing her reelection bid.
As Democrat Eileen Laubacher’s lead over Boebert grew slightly Thursday in the race to represent Colorado’s 4th District, Boebert’s campaign released a statement suggesting foul play. Scott Gessler, the attorney for the campaign, claimed that the votes had been “trending” in Boebert’s favor since election night, “consistently lowering the margin under one percentage point.”
“We are investigating some very unusual voting patterns and expect this election to head to a recount, one way or another,” Gessler continued.
As of Friday morning, Laubacher was still leading Boebert 48.75 percent to 47.94 percent, with 97 percent reporting. The two candidates had a margin of 3,069 votes, more than three times the automatic recount threshold of 921 votes. Boebert’s campaign could still choose to pay for a recount.
Sore loser. This disgusting woman would destroy the United States if she could with her fascist nightmare theocratic ideology.
Sounds like a handy excuse
She’s just trying to jerk us around
I was watching 9News with Kyle Clark all night on election night. At no point was she within 1 percentage point on election night. She was down like 3% all night. Not sure how she thinks this is a weird trend, considering now more of the more likely to be Republican voters are trickling in from voting on election day in person.
At one point, the local correspondant at her election night campaign event pointed out how much fun she was having for someone that was losing the election. She was slamming Busch Lights all night and swing dancing with her boyfriend.
Kyle Clark pulled out a zinger and said "I’m not sure if I’m really allowed to say this on local news, but we had a saying in college: Boozin’, even if we’re losin’ " 😂
Nope. No fraud, Lauren. It’s just that everyone hates you.
At the same time that the entire country said a loud fuck you to maga, only her race was fraud. Fucking joke loser.
I can’t believe Lauren Bimbort’s race is even close, honestly.
I was in her district. She moved to a safer district in 2024. It should have been a pretty safe bet for her, but shit has been wild.
Colorado is weird. Fuck the term-limited governor for granting Tina Peters clemency. And fuck Tina Peters.
So long, Has-Been. See you in the footnotes.
Cry more, fash.
at this point I can’t see why she’d bother to pay for a recount. It’s not like her vote will matter in the new congress now, her chance of getting any legislation through is zero. Maybe she just needs the paycheck.
It really boils down to entitlement and disillusionment. “What? There’s no way she could beat ME. I’m me!”
If the voters don’t find you handsome, they should at least find you handy.
Keep yer stick on the ice
I want to make a joke about that being a Red Blue quote (instead of it being a Red Green quote). heh.
Try not to jerk anyone off in the parking lot on your way out.
Hey! You! Get back here!
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Y’know, I’m sympathetic to her on this one. I keep trying, but it’s like two or three dudes every time I leave a store. It takes forever to get to my car! Well, I mean, like two extra minutes. But y’know, that’s valuable time!
I’m rwminded of the Silicon Valley middle-out discussion about the most efficient method to perk off as ,any dudes as possible. Didn’t that inspire an actual breakthrough in compression algorithms?
most efficient method to perk off
YOU get this cup of coffee, and YOU get this muffin! Enjoy your perks!
Have you got two hands? If so then, FFS, start using both!!
I am! One for me, one for them, sheesh!
Shit. How long is the line?
37 dicks
In a row?
Tip to tip
But what about girth though? Obviously gonna have to sort for that.
What about D2F
In a row?
36?
36! Does that include me!?!?
…37
No cuts!
That makes sense, the uncut are easier to jerk off.
Have you ever seen those water-wiggler/infinite tube things people used to give out as party favors way back in the before-times? It kind of works like having a built-in one of those at all times. That’s why they started to encourage people to cut them off in the 1800s. People kind of forget that the whole reason Christians started doing it was prudes getting up in their feelings about men having a good wank and the corpos liking the idea of not being able to jack it without having to pay for some Vaseline or a bottle of Jergens.
Something something quantum mechanics
Yeah. There’s more physical sensation and lube is less required.
And the skin heals faster than whatever tissue makes up the head.
Bit more work to keep clean, but I highly recommend being uncut.
Oh sure, tell me that now!
You can actually reverse it.
Idk, I think if my parents knew that I wouldn’t have been so lucky.
The real reason for the prevalence of circumcision was to discourage “self-abuse”.
I think it reduced infection and such legitimately, in men. So called female circumcision, aka female genital mutilation, is done to prevent sexual escapades by woman, as I understand it.
I don’t think it worked.
Why you gotta ruin some dude’s day like that?
Still a net positive to society if she jerks off some guy.
Or dry jerking in the theatre was it? Unless there was another incident, doing it in the theatre is worese I would think. Although honestly I can’t talk.
“It’s only fraud if we lose!”
- Republicans
I’m honestly surprised that this old refrain hasnt been shouted kore. Republicans never believe that the people don’t support them.
Also known as the desperate moron defense
Second verse, same as the first.
We forgot you existed. Please go away.
I could have sworn she got voted out and started an Only Fans.
Ha ha, her and nancy mace both are one lost election away from thirst trapping old rich maga douches on only fans. Idk if Mace lost, that would be too much to hope for I suppose.
I was wondering which Nazi would break first.
Maybe she should go work out her energy by wanking off some dude in public.
I am surprised none of them except her are screeching and fighting teeth and nails over “election fraud”. They can’t concede defeat, it’s neither in the fascist handtweet (because they can’t read a handbook) and they are all going to be prosecuted. Unless they plan to get AIPAC-funded traitors break D ranks and/or pass milquetoast “we’re not here for revenge” legislature?
I’m scared they’re planning a coup or a Jan. 6 2.0 massacre.
It’s too early. They are all scrambling. She broke early and I’m sure got yelled at.
Right now it feels like 2012 energy, where they were sure they had systems in place to keep things in check, and now they’re regrouping and lashing out at a few of their own on the way. So get ready and be alert. This didn’t destroy MAGA, it just blindsided them.
They sure got even for that black man. 😂😂
If it wasn’t for Obama’s roasting of Trump, we would have gotten a different version of MAGA. That was inevitable. I wonder if we got the better one? What if MAGA had put in place someone more competent, less history, and younger?
Right? That will be the next one though. I think 2028 despite the bullshit. I know, I know, Debbie Doomer, but really look around. It’s been clear for a decade (longer if you pay attention) that there’s like 1.5 political parties in amerikkka, not 2.
I don’t see it as “both sides” but more too many are willing to lean and protect their own interests, so they don’t agree with a lot from the right, but give into them with lots of excuses. Seems like it’s about the same results, but it’s fixable, unlike if half the left was actually Fedderman clones.
To your number - I hope in that viewpoint we have that 0.5, that would be promising for eventual change, as it wasn’t too long ago that having just a few progressive in the House was news.
They have no plan yet, we can’t let them regroup
