• CharlesDarwin@lemmy.world
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    2 days ago

    They should send people in to talk to donnie just before it comes to his desk. Preferably people he seems to be attracted to like Mamdani.

    They can tell him he will be as beloved as FDR himself.

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        2 days ago

        It’s possible Pamela of about 30 years ago would still be too old for him.

        Maybe Sidney Sweeney?

        Or he seems to really like the cabooses on John Husted and Nicki Minaj? Maybe get them to pitch it to him…

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          17 hours ago

          He’s obviously attracted to Danny Devito and his monster dong. Which, like, so are we. Anyone who says they aren’t is lying.

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          2 days ago

          You’re totally right, this is Trump after all, of course Pamela is too old for him lol

          Your suggestions are great!

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      2 days ago

      I think Trump will simply sign whatever is put in front of him because he’s almost illiterate and it’s too much trouble to read.