Big Suze was such a class act that she didn’t even bother to deliver a concession speech. The second she lost, she fuckity-byed it out of there.
BANGOR, Maine — Sen. Susan Collins (R-Maine) greeted supporters at her election party throughout the night but was a no-show after losing her bid for a sixth term.
Her campaign played Semisonic’s “Closing Time” and began packing up the room without any concession speech from Collins.



Huh? 2022??
Was this article written by hallucinating AI or was there some other vote in 2022? Because 2024 was the election between Trump and Harris.
Could be a typo from an idiot reporter too. I catch typos in NYT articles all the time… Writing is a mostly dead art form.