We can’t have Jeffries as speaker

  • ExtremeDullard@piefed.social
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    2 days ago

    Chuck Schumer and Hakeem Jeffries need to go. Those two have as much charisma as an open hemorrhoid, just about as much initiative, and they’re dragging the Democratic party down like an anchor.

    • corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca
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      2 days ago

      My wife likes Speaker Jeffries.

      It’s like I don’t even know who she is anymore. It’s divorce, then, obviously.

      • shartgargle@lemmy.zip
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        Throwing her off a cruise ship is faster and is far less of a hassle, certainly less painful.

        I’m ruining the joke by doing this, but /s.

        • corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca
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          Hmm. She’s too smart, though. And strong - like a waif in power armour - and she’d have me cart-wheeling over the railing in no time. But you’re right about the paperwork… ;-)