Have you read their collection of folk tales and hallucinations (or “Bible”)?
He comes off as the good guy more often than not!
That Jehovah dude, on the other hand, comes off as a petty tyrant prone to hissy fits and overreactions of catastrophic (and often genocidal) proportions to anyone who doesn’t RESPECT HIS AUTHORITAH or treat his favorite people as precious snowflakes that have first dibs on everything and everyone.
(Capitalized italics to be read in the voice of Eric Cartman from South Park America)
Yeah. That Satan guy just suffers from bad marketing.
Seriously!
Have you read their collection of folk tales and hallucinations (or “Bible”)?
He comes off as the good guy more often than not!
That Jehovah dude, on the other hand, comes off as a petty tyrant prone to hissy fits and overreactions of catastrophic (and often genocidal) proportions to anyone who doesn’t RESPECT HIS AUTHORITAH or treat his favorite people as precious snowflakes that have first dibs on everything and everyone.
(Capitalized italics to be read in the voice of Eric Cartman from South
ParkAmerica)That’s because the Bible is a compilation of older myths and stories that they adjusted to fit their purpose, and in those Satan is the good guy.