Yeah, the template for Mikey Johnson is:

“What’d you say? Oh, $prominent_news_story_everyone_is_talking_about, I haven’t heard anything about that. [flash shit-eating grin] I’ve been just so gosh-diddly-darned busy ruining Americans’ lives working for the American people because Donald is their president, and we are working on his agenda…”

Proceeds to walk away at a rapid speed just under a full trot, flanked by people trying to box out the press…

His fucking Flanders act isn’t fooling anyone but conservative hicks.