• DahGangalang@infosec.pub
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    3 days ago

    Yeah, getting rid of the foreign names completely and totally is definitely the play.

    Other places that will need a name change (with suggested names:

    • New York - New North America
    • New Hampshire - New North North America
    • New Jersey - New North East America
    • Washington, District of Columbia (DC) - Washington, District of America (DOA)
    • New York City - New North America City, District of America
    • Virginia (named for Br*tain’s Queen Elizabeth I) - Trumpia
    • North/South Carolina (Names for Br*tain’s King Charles I) - North/South Trumpolina
    • Florida (Spanish for "Flowerery) - Ivanka (the “flower” of Trump’s eye)
    • Mar-a-lago (Spanish for “sea to lake”) - Melania (so people start calling it “Melania Face” when they refer to Mar-a-lago face)

    And SO many more!!!
    (I hope the /s is obvious)

    EDIT: my buddy, who’s an even harder troll than me dropped the suggestion we rename DC to:
    “Washington, The Holy District of Our Lord and Savior Jesus the Christ Redeemer of All Nations”
    (No abbreviations, and it is a felony to reference the place without saying the whole thing every time)