• BJW@lemmus.org
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    5 days ago

    Quick, call her a slob that slops on her slot at slats! Then she’ll know you’re a true member of the erudite luddites.

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      I did tell her “I don’t enjoy having my ass kissed by a machine” and that had approximately the effect you’re looking for.

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        Some are actually pretty good at it. Have you tried the Lovense models? They’ve really got the feeling of a tongue down.