Armand1@lemmy.world to United Kingdom@feddit.ukEnglish · 2 days agoChristian nationalism in Britain driven by people who seldom go to church, says reportwww.theguardian.comexternal-linkmessage-square51linkfedilinkarrow-up1241arrow-down10file-textcross-posted to: europe@feddit.org
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minus-squareDiplomjodler@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up18·2 days agoWhat are you talking about? Next thing you’re going to say he wasn’t blond and blue-eyed?
minus-squareMintyFresh@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·1 day agoI gotta say, of all the Jesuses, Korean Jesus is my favorite. Bro is ripped for your sins
minus-squareDiplomjodler@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·edit-215 hours agoSwole Jesus, deliver us from the temptation to skip leg day!
minus-squareeestileib@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·17 hours agoHis calves though… snickers
minus-squareleftzero@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 day agoMore of a smith’s build than a carpenter’s, though, I think…
minus-squaredarctiger88@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 day agoHe might have been, those features aren’t unheard of in that part of the world. My Greek husband was born with blond hair and has green eyes, his parents have blue eyes. He probably wasn’t, but even a minority of Palestinians are blonde.
minus-squareikidd@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 day agoMust have been an aryan in the woodpile.
minus-squareCodpiece@feddit.uklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·2 days agoBut he did speak English and have a crucifix on a chain around his neck, right?
minus-squareDiplomjodler@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up19arrow-down1·2 days agoObviously. And he loved shooting his AR-15. Old but valid as ever:
minus-squareTomtits@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 day agoOk, seeing as you mentioned the crucifix thing let’s talk about why Adam and Eve have belly buttons
minus-squareCodpiece@feddit.uklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 day agoSo we’re just glossing over Adam banging his own female clone then?
minus-squareTomtits@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 day agoThat’s getting discussed tomorrow
What are you talking about? Next thing you’re going to say he wasn’t blond and blue-eyed?
I gotta say, of all the Jesuses, Korean Jesus is my favorite. Bro is ripped for your sins
Swole Jesus, deliver us from the temptation to skip leg day!
His calves though… snickers
More of a smith’s build than a carpenter’s, though, I think…
He might have been, those features aren’t unheard of in that part of the world. My Greek husband was born with blond hair and has green eyes, his parents have blue eyes. He probably wasn’t, but even a minority of Palestinians are blonde.
Must have been an aryan in the woodpile.
But he did speak English and have a crucifix on a chain around his neck, right?
Obviously. And he loved shooting his AR-15.
Old but valid as ever:
Matthew Jesus best Jesus.
Ok, seeing as you mentioned the crucifix thing let’s talk about why Adam and Eve have belly buttons
So we’re just glossing over Adam banging his own female clone then?
That’s getting discussed tomorrow
bro, no spoilers