• Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de
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      1 day ago

      A caravan Trans Am of trans vampire immigrants from transylvania transferring via trans Atlantic transportation!

      Cars filled with blahaj like you’ve never seen!

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        1 day ago

        *Filled with blahaj, monster energy cans, and the bones of rotisserie chickens

        Penises and vaginas just willy niily! You’ll have no idea what their genitals look like when you see them! You’ll be catching stray winks and smiles, and you won’t know if it’s gay or straight when they give you the tingles!

    • Jax@sh.itjust.works
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      22 hours ago

      Seriously, I was just thinking about how easy it would be for Republican candidates to lie about not supporting Trump anymore to instantly boost their chances.