Spoiler: the judge didn’t weigh in yet
Hmm on one hand this violates so many principles, laws, and is obviously a fraudulent scheme. On the other hand lots of money!!!
Next up: Front row tickets to a firing squad execution.
Man these stretch goals on this kickstarter are really getting weird
Who the everloving fuck would pay for that?
Stock traders
More specifically, bots that will efficiently exploit the mere seconds that they are given with this plan. This early access is specifically designed for bots being able to abuse tradings with just this much time. This isn’t for people to read one second faster than others.
You miss spelt traitors.
Spock Baiters
Who the living purple fuck would pay that? For tweets?
This is Government by Mafia. And the media fiddles.
Stock traders and mutual fund managers.
And that’s why it’s likely illegal.
So rich cunts can conduct insider trading without getting prosecuted later because I’m sure the judge will rule that despite the $100k paywall it still counted as public information and therefore trades using it wouldn’t be considered insider trading.
He buys stocks, pumps them, then makes a lot of money.
The people paying have sufficient resources to make it back in a trade or two. They can ride his ciattails knowing exactly which businesses he directs his fans to next.
LOL, like this really needs careful consideration.
Ah yes, the president will be behind a paywall. Democracy.
Early access to Dump’s insane rants. Why pay for it? The first person to post about it will only beat the others by a few minutes because everyone else will just copy/paste after that.
I guess it a test to see who’s the biggest fool?
It’s for market manipulation and insider trading.
☝️ This is the answer. Also: a loyalty test for special treatment - or at least not getting attacks - from Dump.
All together now: “Material non public information.”
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