• ExtremeDullard@piefed.social
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    7 days ago

    Nobody spends this much time reporting on other, ordinary, elderly patients.

    But we get to hear about how this fucking walking corpse is doing, who’s not doing the job he’s been elected and handsomely paid to do, takes a months-long medical leave without warning HR or losing his job like ordinary citizens do, and worked hard all his wretched life to make sure nobody else could do what he does.

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    7 days ago

    A written statement from his office. Totally trustworthy /s. Not even another low effort photo. He’s either dead or unconscious.

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    Time to “die” in an impossible to verify way…I look forward to seeing what they come up with.

    My guess is a “sudden turn for the worse”, a death announcement and then no more details until the self-coup happens in November.

  • Bwaz@lemmy.world
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    7 days ago

    Show us video, from a believable news source. I bet he’s actually dead.

  • bitteroldcoot@piefed.social
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    7 days ago

    And after leaving, he will become part of blue angels acrobatic team. But first he will personally subdue Iran with his superhuman strength.