• green_red_black@slrpnk.net
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    1 day ago

    Indeed, but then it wouldn’t be an execution. It be an “unfortunate Suicide” (just don’t redact the files please)

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      19 hours ago

      A very unfortunate suicide that involves a guillotine and—he’d appreciate this—a vote on Xhitter whether the lever should be pulled or not. After 500,000 online votes, the computer either activates the release to let him carry on, or it drops the blade.

      If the former is selected, then he has an unfortunate accident with a runaway Cybertruck.