Actual progress!
Thus far, not a single bad headline on this guy.
Oh, there have been.
They’re all bullshit but there’ve definitely been bad headlines.
Fox News: Zoran Commdondie turned down a hot dog. Smiling he said, I appreciate it, but I’m good.
Fox News: Is this a communist plot against our national hot dog?
It makes me so happy for NYC that they got Mamdani! I can only hope for a Kansan who embodies progressive roots like Mamdani’s, as we need that so badly to fight back against AI companies and it’s spread.
Murderer! That poor defenseless AI Chatbot didn’t understand what was happening and should have been put off to pasture somewhere… not executed. The monster!
There should be a ceremonial bonfire, even though we can’t burn these accursed things down. I assume said bonfire would be illegal in NYC but the bot would recommend doing it.
At an old job, we hated a release of our product so bad that when we finally deprecated it we printed out the source code and burned it.
I like your style.
While clankers are not completely immune to fire, I’d recommend a pair of extremely high voltage electrodes instead. It would make a very nice light show, and there will probably still be some fire.
