I really wish some journalist would say that during one of his weak-ass pres conferences, when he goes off on one of his “Poor Me” tirades. Just straight up: “Dude, don’t you ever get tired of being such a whiney little bitch? I know that EVERY American Citizen sure is. It’s embarrassing, the other countries are watching, can’t you just be cool? Jeez.”

They’d probably never work in media again, but they would become one of the most famous journalists in American history, and a true hero.