Canadian Prime Minister Mark Carney has emerged as the unlikely contender for the Nobel Peace Prize after President Donald Trump spent a year campaigning about not receiving the award. Kalshi, a sports betting site, reported on Monday that Carney had a 14% chance to take the prize. The prime minister leads the humanitarian organization, Doctors […]
    • Canaconda@lemmy.ca
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      14 hours ago

      Alternatively could we increase the kinetic force with which we award it to them by a factor of like 10^10000?

      • GreyEyedGhost@piefed.caEnglish
        4·
        13 hours ago

        “The peace prize was given to zzz, a known war monger and authoritarian, as well as removing rights from his citizenry. The blast killed 5 of his administrative staff and injured 6 others while destroying a number of offices in the wing of the administrative center. It is hoped none of the injured staff survive. Turmoil reigns in the country as people resign rather than being named the new leader and be put at risk of receiving the next peace prize whose frequency has been increased to weekly due to popular demand.”