Mike Johnson is a Chinese psyop.
Shit, between the payoff from the Chinese for opposing data centers and the Soros checks for being a no kings protester, you’d think I would be rolling in dough.
Seems a bit disrespectful to the master of granite and stone.
Mike Johnson clearly doesn’t live on this planet. He should move permanently, full time and be neighbors with a data center. He’d change his tune within a month.
Someone hack this dudes Grindr I’m so sick of his shit
Uh, it’s called super intelligence now?
Haha nobody had to influence me. Unlike AI glazers, i can figure things out on my own.
Mike Johnson is really a alien plant. Feed him Seymour.
Mike Johnson, the guy who masturbates with his son?
They don’t masterbait together, they just, let me check notes, share the web pages they jerked off to together… Huh.
For how much these people are paid and how busy they allegedly are… it’s quite amazing what these degenerates get up to.
Wat O.o
He sends a list of all the porn he watches to his son.
It’s fine everyone. You only hate that thing you hate because the Chinese have manipulated you. You actually like it.
"Hate ads? High rent? Unemployment? Chinese psyop.
Hate Pointless horrible wars? Stagnated pay? Chinese psyop.
Hate Data centers? What about AI slop? Not a fan? Chinese psyop.
Of course! It’s those wiley sneaky Chinese who just want to make you do something absolutely crazy and un-American!
Like…vote for somebody who promises affordable housing instead of getting fat on your taxes and murdering families at home and across the globe for their tiktok page."
It’d be so funny watching ®s try to scapegoat everyone else as they’re so clearly blowing off their own feet, if it wasn’t so dangerous that they’d be believed…
China has less than a quarter of our data centers. This has nothing to do with beating China and everything to do with putting data centers in cheap locations.
Did he not watch the trump meeting with chinas peeps? We’re best friends with China now and they got to be the first ones to see the ball room.
Counterpoint: Mike Johnson is a Russian psyop.
It’s actually stephen colbert in disguise, after he left comedy central he moved down to the bayou and became a piece of shit.
Fuck off, Mike.
Mike Johnson yesterday:
why is elon there? and why is he sitting in Mike Johnson’s seat?
Where’s his meat shield?
at school.
Lmao I didn’t even notice the name placard until you pointed it out
He was there to make a pinky promise
any agreement with the current administration is worth less than the paper it was printed on.
Wow, they managed to crowbar the jacket off him! he’s a unrecognizable without the alligator skin
