Look, you spent all that money on your Cadillac, you can’t just look like everyone else. They gotta know it’s you! Swangas stand out from the crowd. Whistle tips on the exhaust (only in the mornings, when you supposed to be up making breakfast) let everyone know you’re coming. You don’t have to hide. You’re the king of the block, no, the city. No need for subtlety.
Put a cow catcher on the front of your truck and lift it three feet! Put underglow on your (Automatic) Honda and a JDM tow hook! Make it so your car sounds like gravel in a trash can at 60kph!
Basically, people like to customize their very expensive decisions. You don’t have to worry about accidents because they’re not going to happen to you.
Look, you spent all that money on your Cadillac, you can’t just look like everyone else. They gotta know it’s you! Swangas stand out from the crowd. Whistle tips on the exhaust (only in the mornings, when you supposed to be up making breakfast) let everyone know you’re coming. You don’t have to hide. You’re the king of the block, no, the city. No need for subtlety.
Put a cow catcher on the front of your truck and lift it three feet! Put underglow on your (Automatic) Honda and a JDM tow hook! Make it so your car sounds like gravel in a trash can at 60kph!
Basically, people like to customize their very expensive decisions. You don’t have to worry about accidents because they’re not going to happen to you.