I do kind of get it, big companies have the advantage of paid photographers and inventive “serving suggestions” to make a floppy dry mc-chicken look like a Dionysian feast. My local kabab taking a photo of greasy meat with their phone under the old florescant lamps never looks as good.

I mean, I obviously salivate at such images, but I’m not sure I’d trust them to bring in the dough were I a small proprietor.

A fucking apartment though? Fraud, Straight to jail.