• AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space
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    6 hours ago

    Those golden eagles around the winged Lady Liberty on the roof can have laser eyes to shoot down any incoming missiles (or bags of drugs catapulted over the border by MS-13, for that matter).

    The incoming missiles to justify this can be provided by the fact that there’s now a prominent structure packed with ammunition standing at the centre of the US capital, a target too good to pass up.