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kescusay@lemmy.worldMEnglish · 1 year ago

Reminder: In addition to not being The Onion, this isn't a politics community

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Reminder: In addition to not being The Onion, this isn't a politics community

kescusay@lemmy.worldMEnglish · 1 year ago

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return2ozma@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days ago

Kalshi Defends Plan to Bet on Lives of Cancer Patients

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Kalshi Defends Plan to Bet on Lives of Cancer Patients

return2ozma@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days ago

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Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish · 2 days ago

Infantino Reportedly Offers Morocco 2030 World Cup Final If Country Supports Him

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Infantino Reportedly Offers Morocco 2030 World Cup Final If Country Supports Him

Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish · 2 days ago

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schnurrito@discuss.tchncs.deEnglish · 2 days ago

DuckDuckGo Is Selling Anti Pervert Glasses That Contain Zero AI, Cameras, or Even Electronics Whatsoever

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DuckDuckGo Is Selling Anti Pervert Glasses That Contain Zero AI, Cameras, or Even Electronics Whatsoever

schnurrito@discuss.tchncs.deEnglish · 2 days ago

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Jake Farm@sopuli.xyzEnglish · 3 days ago

Uber’s Strategy for Fighting Sexual Assault Suits: ‘What Were You Wearing?’

www.nytimes.com

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Uber’s Strategy for Fighting Sexual Assault Suits: ‘What Were You Wearing?’

www.nytimes.com

Jake Farm@sopuli.xyzEnglish · 3 days ago

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heliotrope@retrofed.comEnglish · 3 days ago

Man arrested after 'dressing as Grim Reaper' at hospital and staring at patients

www.mirror.co.uk

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Man arrested after 'dressing as Grim Reaper' at hospital and staring at patients

www.mirror.co.uk

heliotrope@retrofed.comEnglish · 3 days ago

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SwissArmyKazoo@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 days ago

VT musical director of planned 'Rocky Horror Picture Show' created fake threats, police say.

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VT musical director of planned 'Rocky Horror Picture Show' created fake threats, police say.

SwissArmyKazoo@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 days ago

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dantheclamman@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 days ago

Expert Warns Parents Against Taking Babies Up Mountains for Summit Photos

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Expert Warns Parents Against Taking Babies Up Mountains for Summit Photos

dantheclamman@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 days ago

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slothrop @lemmy.caEnglish · 4 days ago

Michigan finds hair salon owner violated the law by directing trans people to pet groomers

www.advocate.com

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Michigan finds hair salon owner violated the law by directing trans people to pet groomers

www.advocate.com

slothrop @lemmy.caEnglish · 4 days ago

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Sundray@lemmus.orgEnglish · 4 days ago

Lesbian Mud Wrestling Breaks Out at Lollapalooza 2026

consequence.net

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Lesbian Mud Wrestling Breaks Out at Lollapalooza 2026

consequence.net

Sundray@lemmus.orgEnglish · 4 days ago

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EatingOnions@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 days ago

Israeli court halts crocodile transfer to Palestinian prison over animal welfare concerns

www.arabnews.com

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Israeli court halts crocodile transfer to Palestinian prison over animal welfare concerns

www.arabnews.com

EatingOnions@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 days ago

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irelephant [he/him]@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish · 4 days ago

Walmart self-checkout mistake destroys Olympic athlete's career

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Walmart self-checkout mistake destroys Olympic athlete's career

irelephant [he/him]@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish · 4 days ago

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VetOfTheSeas@discuss.onlineEnglish · 4 days ago

US military asks troops for ‘creative and unconventional’ ideas to punish Iran

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US military asks troops for ‘creative and unconventional’ ideas to punish Iran

VetOfTheSeas@discuss.onlineEnglish · 4 days ago

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green_goglin@thelemmy.clubEnglish · 5 days ago

RFK Jr tells US families to vaccinate children against measles amid outbreak

www.theguardian.com

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RFK Jr tells US families to vaccinate children against measles amid outbreak

www.theguardian.com

green_goglin@thelemmy.clubEnglish · 5 days ago

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abacabadabacaba@infosec.pubEnglish · 5 days ago

Beavers Build Dam and Save Officials $1.2M in Construction Costs in the Czech Republic

mymodernmet.com

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Beavers Build Dam and Save Officials $1.2M in Construction Costs in the Czech Republic

mymodernmet.com

abacabadabacaba@infosec.pubEnglish · 5 days ago

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UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.worldEnglish · 6 days ago

Florida’s MAGA Attorney Threatens to Defund Catholic Schools Over Vaccine Mandate

www.thelettersfromleo.com

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Florida’s MAGA Attorney Threatens to Defund Catholic Schools Over Vaccine Mandate

www.thelettersfromleo.com

UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.worldEnglish · 6 days ago

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Aatube@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish · 7 days ago

Philosophers Are the Latest Hiring Target for AI Companies

www.nytimes.com

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Philosophers Are the Latest Hiring Target for AI Companies

www.nytimes.com

Aatube@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish · 7 days ago

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Optional@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 days ago

RFK Jr launches new cooking show with sauerkraut-inspired recipes

www.independent.co.uk

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RFK Jr launches new cooking show with sauerkraut-inspired recipes

www.independent.co.uk

Optional@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 days ago

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FoxtrotDeltaTango@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 8 days ago

Kash Patel Loses Lawsuit Against Man Who Called Him “Googly-Eyed” Chud

newrepublic.com

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Kash Patel Loses Lawsuit Against Man Who Called Him “Googly-Eyed” Chud

newrepublic.com

FoxtrotDeltaTango@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 8 days ago

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slaacaa@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 days ago

Several US schools to install pepper-spraying drones to respond to school shootings

www.theguardian.com

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Several US schools to install pepper-spraying drones to respond to school shootings

www.theguardian.com

slaacaa@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 days ago

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