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One tiny slipup in GPO and IT departments could end up with the most massive explicit data leak in history,…

I get what you’re saying, but:

Apply this same logic to ‘Considerable and substantial direct access to the kernel for who knows how many third party software engineers, without meaningful or comprehensive review of how they’re using that access.’

Why, one serious, overlooked error on a widely used enterprise software with this kernel access could basically brick millions of business computers and cost god knows how many millions or billions of dollars, they’d never do that!

… cough CrowdStrike cough.

All in due time, thanks for the well wishes =D

I successfully ghosted mine to the point that they probably think I am dead.

Also moved many hundreds of miles away lol.

Hey, anybody remember 12ish years ago when Alex Jones’ worst fear was that Obama was going to use executive power to order the military to be deployed on American soil, violating Posse Comitatus, to massively round up and inter a bunch of Americans in FEMA reducation / death camps?

Anyone?

No one?

Whoo boy, growing up in a fundamentalist Christian household where I was the only one to go to college and everyone else became a Q Anon zombie sure was fuuuunnnnn!

To me, this is the genius of Ikea instructions.

No words. None.

Just numbers.

Legos for adults.

If you cannot figure out how to assemble Ikea furniture, you’re too stupid to be trusted… basically at all, with any responsibility for anything, imo.

Welcome to the mundane, realistic cyberpunk dystopia, hope you paid attention to more than the flashy surface level marketing.

I am so glad I got two college degrees simultaneously and was then overworked by the private sector so badly I had a mental breakdown and was then misdiagnosed for years and can now never enter the workforce in my given field due to missing half a decade of work.

Now I get to be told by literal, actually illiterate morons to focus on my grindset and have a positive outlook, whilst browsing through ghost (fake) job applications that all have 200 applicants and a 4 month interview process.

… I’d been saying the average American has a 6th or 7th grade reading level.

Now it looks like I gotta knock that down to 5th or 6th grade reading level.

EDIT: Somehow this does not exist in this thread yet:

To prevent a crash in the commercial office real estate market.